Saturday, January 14, 2012

VERY Brave Man Jokes

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1 - How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry It!

2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman?


A battery has a positive side.


3 -

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?


Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..



4 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?


Put a nipple on it. 


5 - Why do women fake orgasms ?


Because they think men care.  



6 - What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?


Nothing, she's been told twice already.



7 - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?


Made her chain too long


8 - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?


Because a woman who can't even afford a washing  machine will probably

never be able to support you.
 

9 - Why do women have smaller feet than men?


It's one of  those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer

to the kitchen sink.



10 - Why do men pass gas more than women?


Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required

pressure.  

11 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?


The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

12 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%...


It's called a Wedding Cake.



13 - Why do men die before their wives?


Because they want to.

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