Raisin Bread

"RAISIN Bread"

A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who
likes to wear very short skirts and g string panties.
One day a young man enters the store, glances
at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread
behind the counter. Noticing the length of her
skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the
raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.
"I'd like some raisin bread please,"
the man says politely.
The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to
reach the raisin bread, which is located on the
very top shelf.  The young man standing almost
directly beneath her is provided with an excellent
view, just as he surmised he would.
Once she descends the ladder he muses that he
really should get two loaves, as he is having
company for dinner.
As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread,
one of the other male customers notices what
was going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his
 own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to
enjoy the view.
With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems
to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty
soon, each male customer is asking for raisin
bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down.
After many trips she is tired, irritated and thinking
that she is really going to have to
try the bread herself.
Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops
and fumes, glaring at the men standing below.
She notices an elderly man standing amongst
the crowd, staring up at her.
Thinking to save herself a trip,
she yells at the elderly man,
"Is it raisin for you too?"
No," stammers the old man, "but it's a quiverin!"