I thought I'd finally have a quiet day - then..in the morning, the maid showed up
Then I had forgotten to shop for groceries so I had to run down to the store and stare at shoppers for an hour.. On my way back, these biker bitches attacked me. I couldn't even get into the kitchen.... Because my wife's bridge club was preparing lunch! Couldn't even grab a beer because everyone had their head stuck in my fridge. I decided to go fishing with my buddy, but some girls showed up scaring all the fish away! So I headed home to take a dip in the pool -yep, wife's bridge club was still hanging around.. Finally I went to my last refuge my office, but no privacy there either, my secretary was sleeping on the job!
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