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Thursday, February 17, 2011
Lottery
A husband says to his wife,
"What would you do if I won the lottery?"
She says,
"I would take half of the winnings, then leave you."
"Excellent", he replies,
"I won $12 today."
"Here's your $6, now get the fuck
out."
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